A Crisper Fairy Tale

Her father loved her very much. Her genetically engineered unicorn was very beautiful.

Her father was very rich. Her unicorn was extremely sophisticated.

Her father was not a sane person. Her unicorn had only been tame because it could smell her virginity.

Her father was very powerful. Her death was ruled an accident.

Her father was persistent. Her next version would not have those few remaining design flaws.