How I Found the Brother I Didn't Know I Had
|Marcelo Rinesi||Jan 20|
I learned about him when the police arrested me for the murder of his mistress. We look very much alike, and police facial recognition doesn't work very well on Hispanics in the dark. My public defendant found him, but didn't have the expertise or budget to challenge the algorithmically expedited trial, which is why I'm requesting a retrial.
I don't belong in jail, Your Honor.
[Note: Petition rejected by text analysis filter.]